Please no.

You'll have to wait until after the trial like the rest of us.

Baseball bats are easier to explain. Just keep a glove and a baseball next to one in your backseat or trunk. "Yeah officer, I like to go play down at the park with my friends."

Big Fight Club moment.

And stupid, don't forget stupid.

Amazing called shot, if it lands.

I bet O'Brien was happier with the quicker solution. "Jaysus Croist doc, just pop the bloody thing back in there!"

Rail travel is notably NOT the Parrothead preferred mode of transportation.

The key is not to talk about it, but to simply do it. Some racists wind up mysteriously full of holes face down in a ditch? Huh, weird. Anyway...

Controversial pick!

Except not FFS. What did my Vulcan-Android ass just get done telling you?

Technically not, because this is Western animation, not anime.