I'm not kidding - put Pokimane on the ticket and you'd probably have a higher % chance to win when a bunch of s come out like it's Avengers Endgame

This is why I always hate r/upliftingnews

Is it great that 70,000 IDF soldiers are disabled? Absolutely. But why do they have access to care in the first place?

Me when I get a third slice of pizza

One toothbwush pwease

Me when I learn that my nap was a revolutionary act young Michael Scott getting award

I think you mean a human nature socialist

Why don't the wealthy like grilling? What the fuck are these people eating? They're always so weird about food, but it's like if I were wealthy I would actually eat the food at the attractions. If I didn't care about spending $25 for chicken tenders at a basketball game then why not? That sensation was one of my favorite parts of being abroad. The meals increased from $3 to $6 while I was a captive audience. I went down to the bar to get a bottle of water and a juice and I thought the teenagers at the bar had said it was going to cost 10x what they took. When they gave me the change back I was confused for a moment.

Are the rich exclusively getting fancy dining and private chefs? Is it always the plate with the little bit of sauce whipped onto it? Do they not sometimes want a simple meal they make themselves without having to text somebody that they're hungry? Do they also have someone draw for them? Do they have exploited labor journal for them as well? "Here Jones, take my phone and go be out and enjoy nature in my stead, I have to go make sure children don't eat." I want to pity them for never experiencing the stillness that comes from household chores.

Cashing out my Wroth IRA on the bourgeoisie

I didn't give you anything; it was inside you all along. I don't do much of anything at all

Yeah, it's only rated for sex. You couldn't trust it with any other application.

Me having to quit my job at the rope testing facility to take my vocel oath to become a socialist

I'm a... Garfield socialist. Y-yeah haha. I just like the cat

Me in a not understanding Russian history competition when this guy starts talking about the Ukraine-Russia border

Adjudicated and convicted doing a lot of work in that sentence

That's where they hold the communism LMAO

//DO NOT TOUCH

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Me seeing this as a person who intuited skeledirge and spam potion: a person who thinks all the time has nothing to think about except thoughts.

Can you develop the skill set by doing shit anyway even though it was rejected? If it's idle time you could reclaim it as your own.

I worked at the adrenochrome factory for a few years doing really important work. I really hated the job so I left. I later got brought on at Langley to monitor leftist forums. It's purportedly why I know a thing or two about science and medicine.

Slow chess is fun until you don't think hard enough and have to day-over-day watch as your worse position is crushed relentlessly until they get a checkmate. Or so I hear from a friend haha