I have information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton.

permanently

Anyone who says "happy cake day" here should be immediately permabanned.

I wish anglo physicists in the last century hadn't been such huge weeaboos for Germany, now we are stuck with Bremsstrahlung, Eigenvalue, Ansatz, Gedankenexperiment...

I just wish there was a chat wheel option that said "hey bulbasaur, get out of my mid, I really need this exp for my gengar combo"

Love buying spicy food, where "3/3 flames" could mean almost inedible or vaguely chili flavored (these chips are the latter).

Did you hear that whenever Stalin held a speech, the first one to stop clapping was imprisoned or executed? Whoa, time to not put any critical thought into whether this is at all plausible, and instead write about it in my column in a highly respected newspaper.

Enjoying the new pokemon MOBA so far, not sure if it's because the game is good or because I just really like bullying children.

All good DND voyages have cursed treasure that attracts monsters and makes the wacky npc crew plot to kill each other and the party.

Old Native American math problem:

There are two wolves inside you. There are also 50 deer inside you.

dW/dt = 0.001 WD - 0.01 W

dD/dt = 0.1 D - 0.0001 D^2 -0.01 WD

How does the number of wolves and deer inside you evolve over time?

Making a bot that posts :jesse-wtf: as a response to megathread comments at random, and raking in the upvotes

Prediction: Bezos will make this space thing into an inspiring fake origin story for his new charity organization. It will be named something like "Save the Earth Foundation". It will of course mostly focus on protecting capital from climate change by making sure that the experts we listen to are Bezos approved.

In the last years of the American Empire, the culture became so obsessed with death and violence that it was common to have rituals before a baby was born where they would have people involuntarily killed by fire or explosions.

Here's a hot take for you perverts: post-revolution societies should have mandatory military training for everyone.

In the original version from the 17th century, the Fairy Godmother accidentally turns the pumpkin into a pretty lady and the girl into the carriage. It's more of an existential horror story.

for the last time, I'm not going to slug your balls

I like how the laws and rules are always worded so neutrally, like "no large signs of any political, philosophical or religious beliefs", as if the rule would also apply to a really large cross necklace or something.

Love to turn my country into an incubator for a vaccine-resistant variant.

To anglos, no longer being the only worthwhile target audience for media is the biggest cultural shock since 9/11

Under communism, Rocket League would be banned to stop it from spreading misanthropy