Farid

I mean, by that logic, USA has no business in Middle East. 🛢️🛢️🛢️

I haven't encountered that IRL, but when I see that on the internet, I just assume it's being used ironically.

But how can it be used in a derogatory way? Just because the user thinks it's derogatory doesn't make it insulting.
LMK if I'm being too logical here.

Wait, what's wrong with saying "that's gay"?

Tiannamen Tesseract

Dips go down, that's a spike. And I'm worried for the person who caused that spike.

Full-"length"? Are they admitting it's a statue of a snake? I bet it's measured in parrots, too.

What's a "pipetting baby"?
Ohh... It's missing a comma.

I mean, good to know that the roads were good until they started to be used for their intended purpose. Unfair comparison, imo, because I bet the roads on the picture are used by cars quite regularly.

But fuck cars, still.

Those perfectly maintained roads and lawns are a dead giveaway this isn't "Soviet housing".

And while the houses do look quite drab, I bet this is a village or suburban area, but until recently we have had these all over capitals.

What happens if we put them on IV? How long will they last? Will they go full Mr. Meeseeks? What are you doing over there, scientist?! We need answers!

I'm aware that he's the basis of the modern Santa Claus (I've actually been to Demre), but I would argue that the modern Claus is a separate entity/concept at this point.

Yeah, I also didn't like the wording of the meme. It's like saying "Santa Claus doesn't exist". He does exist, he's just not a real person, but he exists as a concept and influences millions of people.

Thank you, Lieutenant.

Why is your name in red? OP is blue, what's red?
(Using Voyager)

Do vampires have graves, actually? They sleep in unburied coffins, and when they die they usually burn and stuff. Right?

Gotta point out, that hasn't been the Microsoft logo since Win7.

The hover feature works because it's done on the iPad's digitizer side, so afaik, it's not the Pencil's feature.

E, which stands for EDGE, is also "2G".

Is it ok to point out that the text is not, in fact, green?