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  2. If you have to be a dick, be the least amount possible.
  3. Failing that, see 1.
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  • brvslvrnst@lemmy.mltoPetsCat is such a dickhead
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    6 months ago

    One of the first dates with my now wife was at my apartment, where we were making burgers. She brought the buns, I had the patties. After we were done eating, she put the buns in her bag.

    10m later, my little chonk comes out with the bag swinging under her, drags it to the living room, drops in front of us, looks up and meows.

    Gonna get a tattoo of her with a bag of burger buns when she passes.

    (Wanted to post a picture, but Jerboa being lame)











  • brvslvrnst@lemmy.mltoMemes@lemmy.mlFuck lawns
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    1 year ago

    Moved into a new house, excited to meet neighbors.

    Decide to take the ole 10 y/o pup on a stroll.

    Dog ends up having one of her more "anxious" poos on a lush lawn.

    As I'm cleaning up, owner comes out and I say some quip about her, ready to introduce myself.

    "You need to make your dog learn when to shit, and it best not be on my lawn."

    👀

    "Alrighty, well I'll keep that in mind"

    "I taught my dog when and where to shit, and it wasn't on lawns."

    Repeated, told him have a good one, and continued on. He kept trying to get me to (I guess) admit fault, and I just kept repeating as I cleaned up.

    Haven't gone by that assholes green pasture since, and definitely just assume people with that kind of lawn suck.