With those special bed curtains on all sides

I'm in the Cave of the Sandy Bandits filling my pockets with sand for sneak attacks

Hitler vs Mecha Hitler

"You can still see the Punisher logo tattoo"

Oh they weren't talking about the covid pandemic, they're talking about Spanish Flu

Frankie is wearing the world's shortiest skirt

Should've been: The president's condition is "completely unchanged from his usual self"

But we already tried shaming them and threatening them with another Trump presidency, what more could we possibly do?

I put a yellow pixel on r/place to help make a picture of Winnie the Pooh but with Xi's face, so I'm basically single-handedly saving the Chinese from his evil empire of terror personally.

What do you mean I'm racist? There's nothing racist about comparing an Asian man to a yellow animal famous for a squinting face! Maybe you're the real racist!

Especially worth breaking this example out when you get the "3rD PaRtY LoCaL, DeM iN GeNeRaL" libs who think that the dems would even allow any sort of meaningful change at the local level

You just put an extra "beani" before the s for however many you want to express, so if it's three it would be "beanibeanibeanis"

And you don't share with your comrades? Smh my head now we know who the real fascist is

The creator of Assassin's Creed actually made that game. It's called Ancestors: The Humankind Odyssey, where you play as an early ape-like predecessor to humans in Africa 10 million years ago

I'm also pretty sure the phrase is only said like 2 times in Fallout 3, once in the intro and again in the closing slides

It's the thought that counts, sweatie!

Peppa'd Pig

Not safe for worms

Unless you can pull a fast one and claim that they are Hamas instead then you would be a brave freedom fighter