They promise at least five years and everybody else first has to make their promise come true.
I remember Google killing off their 'Pixel Pass' even before any customer could take advantage of it. That'll be long 7 years.
All episodes starting from the second season until circa 2000 are gold. After having told every story the scripts and characters descended into ridiculousness.
My favourite episode is the one where Homer wants to become a clown. It's so stuffed with jokes and silly ideas.
I picked up Rise of Nations again, recently. I'll just pause the game, give orders, un-pause.
I played Gwent at every opportunity in the Witcher game and thought I'd love the stand-alone Gwent. Boy was I wrong. The mini game was simple enough to learn and not that hard to master. Gwent stand-alone is just too complex to have some simple fun with it.
(Multiplayer) horror open-world survival craft. If zombie horde attacks are your way to challenge the player, I won't play your game.
Souls-like is a show stopper for me, too. Doesn't sound fun.
On German TV, Dinner for One runs on December 31st only, (almost) exclusively on public broadcast stations.
There have been attempts creating German localised alternatives but the original is still the most viewed.
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