kinda wanna take it on a plane or summin and annoy people and force someone to ask me to remove it

Genies are mischievous little buggers, better be careful with that flashlight.

1. He died for our sins
2. He loves us despite us falling short of the glory of beanis
3. He taught us how to love one another
4. We eat his flesh and drink his blood and it gives us eternal life
5. He is with us

I door knocked on boomers McMansions and futilely made the case for them to not vote for Biden and they stood their ground. So cringe

Not mr bortoli 😞

watched a clip from him circa 2015 and mf been aging like milk looks like a presidential before and after

It’s the same picture. Which is really sad that 20 years of progress in graphics and pc performance and that’s all we can do? Honestly I get a bit frustrated loading up a triple A game and the characters look like plastic dolls while the environment looks so detailed, insane particle and lighting effects.

I’m not really a gamer but old school RuneScape is the goat for me.

Wow, them curves 👀

Dementia spouse simulator

They got a saying in Texas I know they got it in Tennessee, stare into the abyss long enough, you know, the thing

This but JEB

Fuck the hazmat suit ain’t enough for the genocide apologia happening on Reddit and other such places.

Apple is taking advantage of our monkey brains. We see someone else using a phone that’s sleeker, thinner, lighter, brighter, has a “cooler” color/design, has more cameras, etc etc and start to think we’re missing out despite having almost the same thing. They’ve made phone upgrades and payment plans so accessible that people don’t see it as unaffordable.

The democrats love losing, getting owned is their favorite thing

I wanted some of these britbeans but they’re $4.99 in the middle of America. Fuck that

What can you buy with 50k? A tiny house if you build it yourself? A nice shed? A used rv?

When I wrote my cover letter for the job I’m at currently I thought they were a different company with almost the same name. Guess it worked or no one cared.

No this is real, I also saw the commercial where the girl asked “what’s a computer?”