Hahahahhahaha ahhh, how do you fuck that up?

I've got an hour and a half a work and I can go on 2 weeks break, but apparently I'm the Dumb removed that's got to do all the work, god I just want to sleep, fucking lazy pieces of shit.

There's another Tik tok alt for the Fediverse called Vidzy, I'm not entirely sure about their privacy and security things, but the devs seem pretty cool, it doesn't have a dedicated app though, only web ui.

I know loops is working towards being compatible with vidzy in the future tho.

Fat cat!

My mum recorded this and would play it when she wanted me to goto bed early.

I see absolutely nothing that could go wrong...

Too much going on in this.

I think registration is open again, but it's developed by the same guy who made pixelfed, so it should have similar policies about privacy and security.

Loops.video is a new tiktok alt you could add to The list of places that will be safer.

God creating geese: now take that duck and fill it to the brim with pure unfettered rage.

As an Aussie, I guess I gotta work the bar?

The cow of course, fuck that person.

Yeah, I'd like to see the results from the question : I have a gun pointed at your long time childhood friend and one pointed at this cow, now is this cow's life worth the same as your friends life?

Robin Williams, but he comes back fully cured of everything and he gets to live a full life happy.