Political instincts so awful it's amazing the democrats have survived this long.

We were so much younger then.

On one hand, they are going to wrap up Venture Bros, Metalacolypse, and Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

On the other hand, I am salty af they cancelled Close Enough.

Absolutely explains reddit going apeshit.

I always remember that research about how Americans are okay with a social safety net unless it helps minorities.

And wouldn't you know it? Student loan forgiveness helps minorities.

Snarkiness aside, I don't find a society this inherently selfish a healthy one. Shit's gonna blow up.

Lived in Cedar Rapids once upon a time, this does not surprise me at all.

Fuck that place.

all of them lmao.

/r/politicaldiscussion and /r/economics are full of CHUDS. I really wish masstagger was brought back to flag these assholes.

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I used to be an engineer at Whirlpool.

They pay their assembly line workers $17 an hour at their only union plant in the US. It's 30 miles from any major city and the midwestern winters make the two lane roads icy. There are only two of those roads in, both two lanes with trucks on them frequently, and shift change can have thousands of cars on the road. I have seen a mind boggling amount of accidents out there.

It's also a terrible place to work for other reasons as well. This guy being a good example.

Boring as shit

COLD

Not near any major US cities

Not near any good outdoors

The other 3 have decent cities.

You could not pay me to live in Fargo ND

My idea:

Have everyone say CUM except the guy. Have him say NO until the last panel.

Some hypnogonewild shit.

Barber: What kind of haircut do you want?

Usher: Just fuck my shit up.

Barber: Say no more.

I've been terrified driving lately due to the lack of ICU beds and how aggressive drivers have been in the last year.

Any bad wreck is a death sentence.

political football

The cops will just shoot them Philandro Castile style and that would be it.

Hey New Mexico.

Can....can you let us in?

German cars, Italian tools, Japanese boat porn.

He has three in Dallas in some of the most expensive areas (Oak Lawn, Lower Greenville, & HighLand Park) as well as Santa Monica, CA.

That is some INSANELY expensive real estate. No way would a bank lend a 25 year old money to build in locations like that lmao. His parents have to be fucking loaded.

Edit: Did some more digging: He went to SMU and USC for an MBA. Those are very expensive schools as well.

Jokes on you I already got cirrhosis from this timeline.