fart [he/him]

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Cake day: July 26th, 2020

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  • fart [he/him]toComicsDon't be a narc
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    4 months ago

    i phoned in a postal carrier that honked and tried to run me over on two separate occasions while i was biking to work. fuck you asshole




  • my apt has/has had infestations of carpenter ants, other ants, carpet beetles, fleas briefly, and thats not even counting the summer mosquito and fruit fly swarms. Im so fucking done with bugs. I leave spiders but pretty much everything else gets killed. How many times have you woken up to ur kitchen floor covered in ants?










  • fart [he/him]tochatI'm stoned and I'm eating frosted flakes
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    6 months ago

    in my freshman year of college my friend and i were stoned af in the common room and he had a full bowl of frosted flakes in his lap. He stood up to grab the milk, completely forgetting about the bowl. lol. then the RA came in to see why we were vacuuming the common room at 11pm. lol.