goose [he/him]

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Joined 11 months ago
Cake day: December 27th, 2023
  • goose [he/him]tochapotraphouse•New Struggle Session
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    17 days ago

    First, this was exactly what my daughters needed to shake themselves out of a grumpy morning, so thank you for sharing this

    Second, here are the Objectively Correct Answers, in order of correctness:

    • Wind shield: Blocking and deflecting blows isn't cool. You know what's cool? Sending your stupid assailant flying backwards complete with ragdoll physics. Most importantly, you can flip your wind shield over and use it as a hoverboard.
    • Thunder bow: Lightning is awesome as long as it's sufficiently far away from you. Making lightning strike wherever an arrow can reach? Super impressive and solves many potential problems before they become actual, in-your-face problems.
    • Earth knuckles: When you punch someone in the face, do you want to zap them? Freeze them? Make them damp? No. You want to punch someone in the face with the power of a falling boulder. You want to hear that "earth cracking" sound effect.
    • Fire whip: You're the person at the party with the devil sticks. You're the person who holds a pose just a hair too long when entering a room. You were born to wield the fire whip.
    • Ice spear: We're doing crowd control here. We're freezing our enemies before they can close in on us. We're surrounding ourselves with statues of things that wish us harm.
    • Poison claws: The only unanimous decision in our family. (We have two cats.)
    • Nature axe: Creation and destruction. It's, like, a metaphor, man.
    • Darkness dagger: Daggers are all about being sneaky. In and out, quick stabby murder before anyone notices. What's better than a little extra cover of darkness for this?
    • Light sword: Skyward Sword was an underrated game.
    • Water hammer: You've used everything else, now it's time to go back through one last time and do a non-lethal run. Hits like a giant wet sponge.
  • goose [he/him]tocovid•We really are just going to blame the "lockdowns" for everything from now on, huh
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    25 days ago

    The current crop of fifth graders around here (those who had the end of kindergarten and all of first grade suddenly shifted to remote) is really struggling socially and academically. There is a very specific type of pain you cannot experience until you watch a first-grade teacher desperately try to get a couple dozen students to mute and unmute themselves on Zoom at the appropriate times.

    In a better world, we would have at least used that time to outfit public schools to be as safe as possible and mandated indoor masking. Alas,

  • goose [he/him]toelectoralism•In response to the question of supporting Harris over Trump specifically on Gaza, did you ever consider that Trump Bad?
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    28 days ago

    The transcript, for anyone else who can't stomach sitting through the video:

    Text transcript

    I understand that there are millions of Americans who disagree with President Biden and Vice President Kamala Harris on the terrible war in Gaza. I am one of them.

    While Israel had a right to defend itself against the horrific Hamas terrorist attack of October 7th, which killed 1200 innocent people and took 250 hostages, it did not have the right to wage an all out war against the entire Palestinian people.

    It did not have the right to kill 42,000 Palestinians, two- thirds of whom were children, women and the elderly, or injure over 100,000 people in Gaza. It did not have the right to destroy Gaza's infrastructure and housing and health care systems. It did not have the right to bomb every one of Gaza's 12 universities. It did not have the right to block humanitarian aid, causing massive malnutrition in children and, in fact, starvation.

    And that is why I am doing everything I can to block U.S. military aid and offensive weapons sales to the right wing extremist Netanyahu government in Israel. And I know that many of you share those feelings. And some of you are saying, how can I vote for Kamala Harris if she is supporting this terrible war? And that is a very fair question.

    And let me give you my best answer. And that is that even on this issue, Donald Trump and his right wing friends are worse. In the Senate and in Congress the Republicans have worked overtime to block humanitarian aid to the starving children in Gaza. The president and vice president both support getting as much humanitarian aid into Gaza as soon as possible.

    Trump has said that Netanyahu is doing a good job and that Biden is holding him back. He has suggested that the Gaza Strip would make excellent beachfront property for development. It is no wonder Netanyahu prefers to have Donald Trump in office.

    But even more importantly, and this I promise you, after Kamala wins we will, together, do everything that we can to change U.S. policy toward Netanyahu - including an immediate ceasefire, the return of all hostages, a surge of massive humanitarian aid, the stopping of settler attacks on the West Bank, and the rebuilding of Gaza for the Palestinian people.

    And let me be clear. We will have, in my view, a much better chance of changing U.S. policy with Kamala than with Trump, who is extremely close to Netanyahu and sees him as a like- minded, right wing extremist ally.

    But let me also say this, and I deal with this every single day as a U.S. Senator. As important as Gaza is, and as strongly as many of us feel about this issue, it is not the only issue at stake in this election.

    If Trump wins, women in this country will suffer an enormous setback and lose the ability to control their own bodies. That is not acceptable.

    If Trump wins, to be honest with you, the struggle against climate change is over. While virtually every scientist who has studied the issue understands that climate change is real and an existential threat to our country and the world, Trump believes it is a “hoax.” And if the United States, the largest economy in the world, stops transforming our energy system away from fossil fuel, every other country - China, Europe, all over the world, they will do exactly the same thing. And God only knows the kind of planet we will leave to our kids and future generations.

    If Trump wins, at a time of massive income and wealth inequality, he will demand even more tax breaks for the very richest people in our country, while cutting back on programs that working families desperately need. The rich will only get richer, while the minimum wage will remain at $7.25 an hour, and millions of our fellow workers will continue to earn starvation wages.

    Did you all see the recent Trump rally at Madison Square Garden? Well, I did, and what I can tell you is that as a nation, as all of you know, we have struggled for years against impossible odds to try to overcome all forms of bigotry - whether it is racism, whether it's sexism, whether it's homophobia, whether it's xenophobia, you name it.

    We have tried to fight against bigotry, but that is exactly what we saw on display at that unbelievable Trump rally. It was not a question of speakers getting up there and disagreeing with Kamala Harris on the issues. That wasn't the issue at all. They were attacking her simply because she was a woman and a woman of color. Extreme vulgar sexism and racism. Is that really the kind of America that we can allow?

    So let me conclude by saying this. This is the most consequential election in our lifetimes. Many of you have differences of opinion with Kamala Harris on Gaza. So do I. But we cannot sit this election out. Trump has got to be defeated. Let's do everything we can in the next week to make sure that Kamala Harris is our next president.

    Thank you very much.

    Gonna be honest, I'm not even mad about this. I'm just... really sad to a degree I didn't expect.

    In 2016, the Bernie campaign made me believe that maybe, just maybe, there was a chance of changing US politics in a significant way. It wasn't so much Bernie as the figurehead as it was the amount of supporters who turned out despite fighting a seemingly impossible battle. It felt like I finally saw My People, you know?

    Then after the neoliberal end-of-history consensus ate shit in 2016 and 2020 rolled around, it looked like it was really going to happen. The amount of optimism in February and March was incredible. It was really happening! Even if Congress and the courts fucked things up as much as possible, foreign policy and federal bureaucracy could make a huge difference in the lives of people all over the world. The machine would have to answer to one of us for once!

    And now... here we are. It feels like this is the only way things ever could have ended up after all.