"Let's play Smash Bros. For science."

Perhaps they're settling Greenland?

Wild that neither the title nor community is called "shitposting".

Came here to write a comment that said exactly this, and I'm glad I'm not the only person who thought this made way more sense. Lol

The APOSTLE Paul didn't know Jesus?

Poser.

POSER!

Went down a whole rabbit hole and still didn't get the joke.

Actuallyyy...

Goose comes from Old English, where they pluralized [go:s] (think "goes" with a soft S) by adding [iz] (like "ease").

When saying [go:siz], it was kinda hard for the mouth to switch the vowels from the [o] to the [i] quickly, so to save themselves the trouble, they'd change the first vowel to make it a little more similar to the second, so [go:siz] became [ge:siz].

Then, that was too long, so they dropped the [z]. [ge:si] (think "guessy" but the "e" lasts a bit longer than usual).

Then, that was too long, so they dropped the [i]. [ge:s] ("guess" with that same drawn out "e").

📯It's the Great Vowel Shift!📯 Now, [go:s] and [ge:s] become [gu:s] and [gi:s]. Almost there!

The vowels become a tad short over time, and now, you have [gus] and [gis] which are written "goose" and "geese".

But "MOOSE"? That's Algonquin. It has nothing to do with all that noise. "But they sound the same and are written the same?!" So? Haven't you heard? English orthography is a dumpster fire. Nobody knows what they're doing. Not even the words.

I genuinely appreciate the technical breakdown. 💜

That's what that D&D artist did, so I'd believe it. God, I'm sick of having to guess what is or isn't AI these days.

The stuff in the background looks way too coherent to be AI.

I feel like these kinds of posts have just as much impact without needing to include somebody going "holy fucking shit" or "holy shit". It's kind of like "this". I don't know. It feels like a laugh track telling me when and how I'm supposed to react to something like I wouldn't already do that.

Fullmetal Alchemist.

I'm completely distracted by the slight misalignment in the left flap of the box's top line.

The comment above is a commonly used joke phrase.