why are they not sending a heckin epic squadarino of NAFO fellas into the fracas? I am sure the coward putler would give up faster than you can say chungus.

looks like a sentient ham went to supercuts.

This is going to cause a schism, isn't it?

"And if you don't believe me, here's a picture of Karen from accounting holding a Scottish labradoodle"

audience laughs

"Put that doodle down, KAREN! That is not your doodle!"

Ash would get me to drop Cammy. Please don't give me Ash

Will the AI toothbrush feel sadness when I shove it in my ass?

fedora trickster? Really?

I was really hoping that the editor's note for that would point out that Biden was technically correct because Roman decimation only removed a 10th of their fighting forces. Instead it was just pure propaganda

Don't you mean Gaytheon?

...Riley? O_o

Is she teaching herself Illustrator?

that gave me the brain vein...

burning the rainforest so I can generate erotic images of Delta Burke

Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire?

*refreshing to Mountain Dew verification cans

The First Entwives Club, staring Diane Keaton

I had a Stormin Norman card...but, as any MTG fan knows, Storm is OP

Denver, the last dinosaur without his radical shades

spoiler: after 1-2 years of Paw Patrol, your children will vehemently hate it and never admit to ever watching it

The woke mafia tried to cancel Kevin like Sirhan Sirhan canceled my father