A brawl between football hooligans on a different continent.
Looking at Gaza, is this not what turning it into a parking lot looks like?
She literally mentions the KGB in some scene. Maybe that part is retconned later, but I literally cringed back from the dissonance.
Eh, it’s just dumb, imperialist propaganda. Not like we’re not completely immersed in this shit. And they’re mediocre action films with some competent actors in them.
Backhendl is a German term for roast chicken (at least in some dialect), Friedhof means graveyard. Backhendlfriedhof is a derogatory term for fat person.
It wasn’t supposed to mimic a blowjob, he was complaining about mic stands being too short and him having to hunch over to be properly audible. It’s just way funnier without the context.
Nah, he just gave form to well established brain damage.
When cigarettes are just a bit too healthy.
“We are happy to announce that years after the development of the Torture Vortex, we have finally built the Agony Nexus from the cult novel WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT THE GODDAMN TORTURE VORTEX, YOU FUCKING IDIOTS? ANYWAY, DO NOT, AND I REPEAT, DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, BUILD THE AGONY NEXUS!”
The fact that they don’t even get the SPD’s acronym right tells me more than I need to know about their understanding of the Weimar Republic.
The Mediterranean Sea isn’t exactly an ocean, but yeah, the point stands.
Человек-амфибия, you can find it subbed on YouTube.
Also, Marx’ distinction of productive and unproductive labour isn’t a moral one, but rather a strictly material one. Marx distinguishes between productive and unproductive labour strictly along the lines of whether the product of said labour turns a profit for a capitalist. Thus, the exact same labour process with the exact same resulting product can be both productive or unproductive, its categorisation is entirely determined by whether the product is a commodity or simply remains a good.
In your example, the barista making your coffee would be productive labour, whereas you making the coffee yourself would be classified as unproductive.
The protein point is so incredibly trite. Have these gentlemen ever seen a horse? 
She was the assassination specialist of that group.
His entire career is based on doing stupid and dangerous things whilst afflicting maximum damage to himself for laughs. Like, that’s his entire thing.
At this point, they aren’t trying to sell her as the lesser evil, but rather as the sufficiently great evil to appeal to the innate American bloodthirst.
Reagan was a vegetable throughout his second term.
There is no Nobel Prize in Mathematics. Might be an Abel or Fields medal recipient, though.