Tired: Shitting at work

Wired: Wanking at work

Inspired: Wanking on the clock while you're working from home.

I'm O- so I give two units of red cells and get saline and the plasma/antibodies back. The guy at the donation site says "make sure you don't drink any alcoholic beverages for 24 hours...but you can have one if you want." He looks back to see if his manager is around and then whispers "you can have two but don't leave the house."

Kim Deal! The pride of Dayton.

Foob and Chunus Sittin' in a tree

Every year is an amazing year for rich people.

Still using a Pixel 2 XL as my primary phone thanks to LineageOS.

Parties should be able to control their ballot lines.

I refuse to believe Americans are less satisfied than Brits.

I was interviewed about my dog for a feature about pet allergies. I'm from the States and live in Columbus, Ohio, so it was a decent circulation.

I've literally done the rm -rf / thing. I thought I was in a different subdirectory, but I was in / and did rm -rf .

When it didn't return after half a second, I looked at the command again and hit CTRL+C about 20 times in the span of 3 seconds.

I had to rebuild the install, but luckily didn't lose anything in /home.

The Reductress is great.

Ahh yes. What a funny day that was. Very funny.

I thought it was a good picture of me.

Oddly enough, Ellis Hedican (the voice of Stormy) was a Fox News contributor and overall conservative back when the show first ran.

In fact, my wife and I are the financial backstop for her parents.

My mom used to live in Indiana, and I can recall when you crossed into Indiana right around Richmond, I-70 turned into a mess of pot holes. Not sure if that's still a thing because I'm not out that way much anymore.

I've driven pretty extensively throughout both Ohio and Indiana and I don't think either state has a monopoly on terrible roads.

Can confirm as well. I saw this and it's fixed on 55.

54 just dropped on F-Droid for those waiting for it.

I liked the stripes on the right, but I'm not from Minnesota, so my opinion is inconsequential.

Oh I thought it was about the gold coloring when you post.