Yes, fellow hydrogen-being

I've never seen a shoplifter in my entire life.

I have, however, seen entrepreneurial individuals dedicated to mitigating the wealth-disparity of multi-location retailers via reallocating in-store inventory directly to end users.

"Hi, I'll be your self-checkout specialist today. Can I interest you in a premium reusable tote? It's only $0.75 more and hides 30% more items from the Loss Prevention Officer."

TIL my 60 year-old neighbor is a young trans man

"It's not racism if I believe it's true!"

FTFY

Humphrey apologized but then doubled down.

He said: “I apologize for using the word Hispanic, but I was not wrong. Again, these are Hispanic. Reality is they are Hispanic. There’s nothing to be ashamed with.”

Yup, it was the word "Hispanic" that people were reacting to. /s

The only terrorist I see here is the one making the law. And why are the other lawmakers lecturing him and calling his behavior "unsurprising" instead of challenging him to a duel or punching him in his stupid face? American politicians have gotten far too malicious and dumb for modern American politics. I demand IQ and American history tests to qualify to run for election from now on.

The short-short version, which might leave out some important details:

Ralph Bakshi launched Jon Kidsfeelgoodsy's career with a revival of the Jetsons and got him some major recognition working on Mighty Mouse: The New Adventures.

Using recognition from Ralph Bakshi projects, Jon K and a number of other animators formed Spümcø and created Ren and Stimpy. Ren and Stimpy influenced a lot of young animators who idolized Jon K and who were into a rather unhealthy (albeit, incredibly entertaining) style of animation.

After being fired by Nickelodeon, Jon K remained a cartoon icon for the obscure masses. Unfortunately, Jon K used his celebrity and the youth/weirdness of these aspiring animators to begin grooming and sexually abusing them as teenagers in the late '90s. Jon K eventually released a non-apology in 2018 admitting that he was a serial abuser but it wasn't his fault because he has poor impulse-control.

Bakshi was a goddamn genius who was brave enough to ask "what if cats were just as horny but construction workers with human dicks and tits?" And then doubled his his artistic impact by accidentally giving a pedophile a huge platform to attract children.

Approved

From your lips to mine

I just shook the bed and snorted from laughing at that. Thank you so much for this new giggle-fuel.

That's called college, shit-butt

No, if the worried were soft, we wouldn't be so worried about riding a fuselage straight down from 30,000 feet.

This looks too incredible to be real. I'm sure I can look up plenty of existing comment, but tell me what this is and what it's like. Do you frequently ride this monorail and do you ever ride it just for fun?

I see, you're from one of the territories. When someone asks if you're Mexican you say, "no I am 'Rican."

o7

Death to the America

FTFY

Good point, GalaxyBrain

Yeah, I agree with what he said. She's got a really good point about switching it up; they really seem to know what * shit, I've run out of pronouns * ...

Gotta go!

There are two wolves inside you. They both suck. A lot.