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What corporation is out there buying new equipment every 6 months?

I could pet 3 isopods

By a stroke of luck, one of the people to see these new screen savers was a member of the marketing team who tried them out the night before an already-scheduled visit in New York City with a major computer industry magazine. He loved them and wrote back, “You can call off the vote. We’re adding all of them to the product!”

Just think, if not for this email we might not have had that episode of LGR where "PENISES" suddenly appeared on the screen behind Clint as he was talking about it.

Who's the one with the bow?

I wonder what would happen if the Supreme Court surprised everyone by ruling Trump can't run, and Biden died. 4 years of Marianne Williamson?

He calls 'em like he sees 'em.

Why aren't we funding this?

Have you tried giving it a handjob?

I have a rotation of Final Fantasy 4-8 and Chrono Trigger that I play on my phone. Sometimes I go a few years without playing, but overall I've lost count of how many times I've played in the 10 years I've had a smartphone.

Maybe they're more into endosymbiotic nitrogen-fixing organelles

Fuck yeah, give me some of those fantasy cheese wheels

Help I'm trapped in a guitar

About 10 years ago someone actually burned to death from static discharge at a gas pump like 2 miles down the road from my house. It's extremely rare, but it does happen.

This would be a great album cover

When you do too much salvia

Because that state of affairs is so whelming as to not be worth mentioning.

Sit down on the
Biobed, so I can
Split you in half

The federation really needs to invent antivirus technology and firewalls.

That sure sounds like the Federation to me.