Every now and then I see the topic arrise on tiktok or reddit and the comments will contain armies of people who say shit like "how am i supposed to wash my ass this is simply TOO COMPLICATED for me to understand" like apply to soap to asshole is a complex science.
Then followed by the same batshit justifications like "well i dont eat with my ass" like those same people will happily have shit smeared on any other non eating part of their body.
Anyway i bullied my friends into ass washing, wash your ass. In communism yurt owlssr you will be shot if you dont.
Edit: I love how we can have struggle sessions about the most inane things. Anyway keep your asses indoors, outdoor asses harm the wildlife
ngl, the wierd pseudo-fetishism for bidets on this website kinda weirds me out
you know you can just wipe well right?
you don't need a specialised gadget to clean your anus properly
no, you're weird for not joining the cult. your wipes are specialized gadgets they're just normative to you so you don't consider them to be.
bidets are the next step in the historical material process of ass cleaning. live in ass feudalism if you like, but don't get jealous when ass communism happens and you aren't invited because youve left your ass in the dark ages
my backside is "the fun zone"
i keep it very clean for the people who would like to avail themselves of it's services :bottom-speak:
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Can't wipe peanut butter out of shag carpet
Beautiful imagery
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Shaving is bourgeoisie decadence
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So wash your ass with soap in the shower
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Says the weirdo freaking the fuck out defending toilet paper, a very anglo commodity
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homie i wash my ass with a 97 cent bottle. that I fill with water over and over again. that's less than TP.
A bidet can be bought for less than a single pack of toilet paper, and it isn't a single use item. Squeeze bidets are like a $5 commodity, sprayer styles are in the $10-15 range, and seat style ones are around $20.
As far as I can tell, a small package of store brand tp in the US is around $8, and a large one is around $20.
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Bidet usage is :bottom-speak: culture.
Bidets get the job done faster and better, and if you go for a basic mechanical one without any of the bells and whistles it only costs about $25
I think it's an obsession born out of the experience of eating a low fiber diet, and having heinous sticky 💩
damn, seems like this site needs more veganism
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If you got shit on your hand would you wipe it off with paper and call it clean? No you fucking wouldn't don't even lie. Stop being ridiculous and wash your ass
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You're doing the equivalent of seeing "Using soap is good because it smells nice and reduces the risk of disease" and rather than responding with "everybody should be able to have soap" you say "not everybody can afford soap, so soap is a frivolous bourgeoise luxury that should not exist"
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Can you explain what you're trying to say then, because I'm not sure how else to interpret your comments
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Use a shower
how the fuck do you get to this point