Every now and then I see the topic arrise on tiktok or reddit and the comments will contain armies of people who say shit like "how am i supposed to wash my ass this is simply TOO COMPLICATED for me to understand" like apply to soap to asshole is a complex science.
Then followed by the same batshit justifications like "well i dont eat with my ass" like those same people will happily have shit smeared on any other non eating part of their body.
Anyway i bullied my friends into ass washing, wash your ass. In communism yurt owlssr you will be shot if you dont.
Edit: I love how we can have struggle sessions about the most inane things. Anyway keep your asses indoors, outdoor asses harm the wildlife
I only learned that some dudes don't wipe their ass after 'fellas is it gay to wipe' became a meme. I had no idea it was a thing until then, I just assumed that everyone old enough to be out of diapers wiped.
It still blows my mind that anyone could walk around with shit stuck to their ass and not be bothered.
You know you're gross when an owl covered in dirt thinks your hygiene sucks.
CW: Revolting
spoiler
My ex's ex used to call the bits that clung to his butt beard "klingons"
:what-the-hell:
In German they are known as klabuster bears
Edit: I have no idea what a klabuster is. I don't think it's a word that exists outside of this context.
Can't touch butt, butt is gay. Do not want to catch gay.
(also, wash your fucking hands)
One of the most disturbing observations I've made of the many techbros I've met offline is most of them have visibly dirty fingernails. :kombucha-disgust:
If you don't have a visible dark brown stripe under each of those nails, you're fine.
Sometimes, but depends on what I'm doing haha. idk, people are filthy.
Once I got a bidet I feel unclean whenever I use any other toilet
OOC, is the risk of pooping on the bidet high? How forceful is the jet?
Depends on your water pressure, but pretty fucking forceful. Turning the knob to max would shred my asshole. And never pooped on it, the physics and angles involved seem to prevent it
just fyi i am completely useless and i managed to install mine in about 15 minutes or so
(also some have settings for "feminine wash" so if you have a vagina you may wanna spring for that)
The cold water is surprising at first, but you get used to it after a few times. Or at least, I did.
After the revolution, everyone will not only be forced to wash their ass, but will have both mandatory squat sets to make their asses bigger.
You will own a dumptruck and you will be happy.
Apparently OP is onto something. Ass washing is controversial apparently
How do you dry your ass at the end without toilet paper?
how the hell you clean those rags id never stick a rag with shit on it in the washer thats asking for trouble
there isnt shit on the rag, the shit was already washed off. the rag is just for drying
:doubt: bidets def dont get everything off even with a proper hosing down tho
maybe my butthole just has too much unibrow
i actually have a nutritionally complete diet that is largely vegan :very-smart: i actually have everything tallied out because im fine with eating the same shit forever so long as i can make it in bulk
just built different
It's a combo of timing and/or preparation, I used to fast and use an enema just to be sure.
Lots of fiber keeps the bottom's ass clean. Good for saving on toilet paper too
A condom does wonders. Kinda like a bag you bring when you take your dog for a walk.
Meat and dairy turns your arse into mud chute. So cutting that out helps.
As a dude with IBS I can't afford to not scrub my ass. I don't know how people ignore it even if they don't have an issue. Especially if you have a detachable shower head.
I have never seen this discourse in my entire life. Is this a playful fiction?
e: I don't think this is a real guy
There is a person in this very thread insulting anyone who supports washing your ass
yeah, but that's someone with lots of time, few friends, and a fixation on getting attention from the cool and smart users of hexbear dot net. i mean actual genuine doo doo asses
I’m sure you contribute a lot to their meetings, like derailing everything to rant about toilet paper and scream insults at everyone. Bet you help that org get a lot done
