Every now and then I see the topic arrise on tiktok or reddit and the comments will contain armies of people who say shit like "how am i supposed to wash my ass this is simply TOO COMPLICATED for me to understand" like apply to soap to asshole is a complex science.

Then followed by the same batshit justifications like "well i dont eat with my ass" like those same people will happily have shit smeared on any other non eating part of their body.

Anyway i bullied my friends into ass washing, wash your ass. In communism yurt owlssr you will be shot if you dont.

Edit: I love how we can have struggle sessions about the most inane things. Anyway keep your asses indoors, outdoor asses harm the wildlife

  • sexywheat [none/use name]
    ·
    2 years ago

    CW: Revolting

    spoiler

    My ex's ex used to call the bits that clung to his butt beard "klingons"

    :what-the-hell:

    • AcidSmiley [she/her]
      ·
      2 years ago

      In German they are known as klabuster bears

      Edit: I have no idea what a klabuster is. I don't think it's a word that exists outside of this context.