Every now and then I see the topic arrise on tiktok or reddit and the comments will contain armies of people who say shit like "how am i supposed to wash my ass this is simply TOO COMPLICATED for me to understand" like apply to soap to asshole is a complex science.

Then followed by the same batshit justifications like "well i dont eat with my ass" like those same people will happily have shit smeared on any other non eating part of their body.

Anyway i bullied my friends into ass washing, wash your ass. In communism yurt owlssr you will be shot if you dont.

Edit: I love how we can have struggle sessions about the most inane things. Anyway keep your asses indoors, outdoor asses harm the wildlife

      • kristina [she/her]
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        2 years ago

        how the hell you clean those rags id never stick a rag with shit on it in the washer thats asking for trouble

        • booty [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          there isnt shit on the rag, the shit was already washed off. the rag is just for drying

          • kristina [she/her]
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            2 years ago

            :doubt: bidets def dont get everything off even with a proper hosing down tho

            maybe my butthole just has too much unibrow

              • kristina [she/her]
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                2 years ago

                i actually have a nutritionally complete diet that is largely vegan :very-smart: i actually have everything tallied out because im fine with eating the same shit forever so long as i can make it in bulk

                just built different

    • Yurt_Owl
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      2 years ago

      https://youtu.be/QDCPKBF7a1Q like this