Thank fuck they have ZERO media analysis, because if they sat down and watched the Matrix, CHUDs would realize they are the bluepilled ones.

Can't wait until they turn on James Bond because despite being a wealthy, heterosexual, WASP man, he doesn't wait until marriage to fuck. No wait, the BIBLE is woke because da jooz believe in some of it too or that David is an SJW because he didn't let himself get stomped by the superior Goliath.

Leftism irritates, reactionaries kill.

:grillman: has more in common with the imaginary scary brown people in his head than he ever will with a viking or a Roman gladiator. Hell, the magnum opus of Italian cinema, La Dolce Vita, openly mocks people like :grillman: as their own worst enemy.

EDIT: wanting to remove any racist implications.

Nah, I've made shit-tier takes before, and I'll gladly let anyone who hypothetically steals that opinion to take the fall for me.

Seen it happen. But hey, I've seen shitty memes that I have made on :reddit-logo: on long forgotten accounts come back to haunt me occasionally on google images. :agony-shivering:

My advice? just cycle through accounts. I usually :gulag: an account after 4-5 months. If you're as terminally online as I am, you might want to use more emojis or lingo. 4chan's whole thing is anonymity, and I think that is why they will type similarly.

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I know it's a 4chan meme, but we need to start calling CHUDs janitors.

They deadass do it for free.

Avoiding giving the government money: Classy if you're rich but trashy if you're poor.

:astronaut-2: :astronaut-1:

NFTs have to be the worst joke in the market. Even the product itself is a joke. The BAYC is supposed to convey this idea of chill stoners, but the only people who ever buy them with a straight face are usually the biggest narcs you'll ever meet.

These people claim to be your cultural superiors.

Well, hopefully I'll be out of the country before the DeSantis death camps come to try to execute me.

Does the LGBT community just radiate b*tch eating crackers syndrome to normies? We never did shit to anyone, and honestly, I wish we weren't talked about as much. But normies are fucking obsessed with us.

Oh, and of course this dipshit love's the internet approved funny ideology. Sheeple's gonna sheep. God I hate my generation.

We need to organize and bully these people more. Despite calling us "oversensitive snowflakes", they care an awful lot of what people think of them. They are slaves to approval if they are consoomers solely to save face.

And they get upset (albeit rightfully so) when the left turns around and calls them a bunch of slack-jawed rednecks.

And WE'RE the "nanny staters"? Let me guess, you're too lazy to walk anywhere.

I would argue it's in a league of it's own: "Third-world-by-choice"

I'll cut Hawai'i and Puerto Rico some slack as they are occupied nations, so they're moreso exploited against their will. Same with the rest of the global south. They are over-exploited: we can see this in history because the Arab World and North Africa used to be the big "wealthy" zone. Ehh, maybe Mediterranean Europe too (not that I'm biased :anti-italian-action:). So we know that they are not poor because of the /pol/ fantasy that white people are the only people worth a damn.

But what excuse does the US have for things being so bad? "Muh diversity"? Then why is Cuba still kicking DESPITE the embargo? Switzerland has three official languages and consistently ranks as one of the best countries for QoL? If you mean to imply that black people are some kind of bad luck charm, you are delusional. At best, one could say they are winning some arbitrary moral victory about "freedom", but that's rich coming from the country that's the ringleader of the 14 eyes.

:grillman:: "COVID responses are the same as climate responses! Population control!"

Mio fratello in Cristo, not doing anything in response to COVID IS the population control! Letting porky pollute all he wants and telling anyone who's lives are threatened by climate change to die IS the population control!

How the hell can ANYONE be convinced that measures taken that are proven to extend both life expectancy and public health are population control?

General strike

"LeT's RaIsE tHe MiLiTaRy BuDgEt!"

Unless Melenchon runs again, might as well give the office to LePen at this point.

I've said it before and I'll say it again:

It is a crime against humanity that Elon Musk singlehandedly gentrified both science and futurism. The TWO places where this boring adherence to convention shouldn't dominate, but somehow Musk did it.

Kinda caught that myself, so now I'm making it more Christian specific.