Every now and then I see the topic arrise on tiktok or reddit and the comments will contain armies of people who say shit like "how am i supposed to wash my ass this is simply TOO COMPLICATED for me to understand" like apply to soap to asshole is a complex science.

Then followed by the same batshit justifications like "well i dont eat with my ass" like those same people will happily have shit smeared on any other non eating part of their body.

Anyway i bullied my friends into ass washing, wash your ass. In communism yurt owlssr you will be shot if you dont.

Edit: I love how we can have struggle sessions about the most inane things. Anyway keep your asses indoors, outdoor asses harm the wildlife

  • BeamBrain [he/him]15•1 year ago

    You're doing the equivalent of seeing "Using soap is good because it smells nice and reduces the risk of disease" and rather than responding with "everybody should be able to have soap" you say "not everybody can afford soap, so soap is a frivolous bourgeoise luxury that should not exist"