Ok....I’m freaking out a member of the CDC just called me personally and told me I need to isolate myself immediately because they found out one of the symptoms of the virus is being hot, having a great personality, and a big juicy :butt:
Send this to 5 hoes u think might be infected
Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. The one true leftist is on HexBear tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up.' Man bursts into tears. Says, 'But doctor…I am the one true leftist.'
My hookup can't get his dick up and is trying to tell me it's because of microplastics, I think he uses this site 😬
ahahahaha its fine if you dont text me back haha i dont place any value at all on whether or not people think im worthy of a reply :sweat:
Big same, I usually think well you did again Wmill, you annoyed the fuck out of them :ohnoes:
Yeah, I think i’m coming around to being a MLML.
A Marxist-Leninist-Maoist-Lydiaist.
You're writings on LST and Megathread collections will be published
“capitalism is trying to turn everyone trans because bottom surgery is expensive.” - a nazi that thinks they’re a communist lol
The mod log is cursed.
Oh, i rode my bike today. It was a short distance, and it's a fixed gear, and the roads here sucked, but I want to get back on. Also fuck is my riding position low or am i just getting older?
I dont feel sore, but i certainly feel like i'm about to fall cause i'm forward in my handlebars. This bike's barely fit me lately, frame's too small.
Damn @Lydia, hell of a megathread. I've never heard of this, how'd you discover this event?! It's nuts. Also congrats on the gf, just remember your pledge comrade. :volcel-judge:
So I'm "living in my parents' basement", and guess what? I'm going to be able to pay off my student loans not even a year after graduating. This privileged experience has radicalized me into realizing that landlords ruin lives and have no use in society.
If it weren't for my parents letting me live here rent-free, I would be making 160 a month (500+ would most likely go towards rent in the area I live), and it would take me 10 fucking years to pay this shit off
It angers me that everyone doesn't see landlords as the evil parasites they are
I remember when I first heard of porn when I was younger so looked it up and was all :soviet-bashful:. Afterwards was all fuck it's in the search bar and I'm gonna get in trouble :ohnoes: so I preceded to type every word similiar to throw off trail.
- porn
- port
- portable
- corn
- horn
- porridge
And so on. Funny thing is my parents don't know english but I was afraid someone would tell them.
Megathread party doesnt start until I see the new one!
:lenin-heart: @Lydia thank you again for a new megathread
Edit: and of course :penguin-dance: :party-blob: :penguin-dance: :party-blob: yay Lydia got her self a gf!
:cat-vibing::party-sicko::hexcrab-party::party-parrot::party-blob:
woooooo get them smoochins
:soviet-bashful:
handh*lding! :panting:
:heart-sickle: thats great tho!
