• glimmer_twin [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Best voting advice: Voting isn’t marriage. It’s a meal. You’re not waiting for “the one”, you’re having some food. And if there isn’t one that tastes exactly how you want, you don’t stay home and sulk. You chomp into that turd, lick your lips and ask your bourgeois overlords for a second helping.

    • cummunist [he/him,they/them]
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      4 years ago

      Best voting advice: Voting isn’t marriage. It’s cumming. You’re not waiting for “the one”, you’re shooting a load full of your potential children in a used towel. And if the stats displayed by your spermogram aren't satisfying enough, you don't just give up and try having normal hobbies. You pick up that wrinkled, worn out cock from the floor and start jerking it again.