I'm kinda sad, everything is a battleground nowadays. I literally just wanna grill unironically for my sanity.

Holy shit working is depressing. Imagine 60 years of toil to keep breathing

First three minutes of the three body problem and I already hate it.

I just saw the video of the mag dumping that handcuffed person because an acorn triggered him. What the fuck is wrong with police. That was the most delulu I've ever seen somebody

This fucking company literally asked me for my high school grades when applying. My guy, what?!

They should make masturbators for your ears since q-tips aren't allowed in your ears by the fun police

Here I go again in full clown gear, sending job applications. Today I was literally rejected one hour after sending it. Nobody even wants my fucking labor. Every company asks 3–5 years of experience. If you're a graduate, you're literally shit out of luck in my field. Too bad, I have 60k student loan debt. "You should apply for junior positions" there are none grandpa, you fucking boomer pig. "You could do a traineeship" what the fuck was my degree for?

My gf and I are both bi, is that straight marriage? 👀

Imagine getting domed by your bloodthirsty hatred filled countrymen that were supposedly going to save you. And then this is how they remember you.

God, they're psychos

Holy shit, I feel really really bad all of a sudden. Might be SAD. I don't know why how my mood can crash like this. Nothing has even happened. Posting here so no-one close to me gets worried.

Oopsie. I think I horniyfied the general again. No ragrets

Make sure there isn't any nasty shit in the flag. Don't want the us flag to give you cancer.

Me sowing: I love me dom and assertive women. Me reaping: please mam give me something anything. I'll be a good boy. Pleaseee anything. 🥹

Rest in piss

As someone with ASD, noise pollution is a fucking problem. I don't care how personal you take it. 👀

I have no idea who this person is.

Couldn't have said it better. Even dating has become bougie.

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WHY IS IT ALWAYS HARRY POTTER?!! AAHHH