For me:
Reasonable:
New Smash character reveal
Some sort of "Zelda All-Stars" collection for the series anniversary
Rerelease of the Four Swords Anniversary Edition also for the aforementioned anniversary
More updates for New Horizons?
Unreasonable:
Remakes/Remasters/Any sort of fucking rerelease of the first 2 Paper Mario games :vivian-shrug:
Super Mario Odyssey 2
Official confirmation of the Switch Pro or whatever it'll be called
Pikmin 4
Nintendo 64/Gamecube Mini
Reasonable:
A bit more info on BOTW 2
A bit more info on Metroid Prime 4, saying it's still not ready enough to announce yet.
A bit more information on the Pokemon Gen IV Remakes
Updated Switch hardware, because they literally can't continue making Switches since Nvidia stopped offering scale pricing on the Tegra X1 and more imporantly will stop producing new X1 chips a bit later this year. Hardware includes some of the rumored SKUs that support higher resolution output and other features, but all of these features are disabled and some 0.1 cent per unit hardware necessary to actually utilise those features is omitted for absolutely no reason.
Another Fire Emblem character confirmed for Smash!
Unreasonable:
Anything more for New Horizons
Super Mario Odyssey 2
Wii Sports for Switch
The Gen IV Remakes being good
The new switch hardware is called the Nintendo Switch Pro and actually involves a noticeable hardware spec bump.
Reasonable:
Persona 5/Royal for Switch
Shadow Of the Colossus for Switch
Persona 4 Golden for the Switch
Super Mario 64 DS remake with Odyssey Style graphics and thumbstick support
A direct sequel to Ocarina of Time/Majoras Mask
Demon Souls for Switch
A New Wario World game
A good new Star Fox game
A new F Zero
Remaster of the Metroid Prime games as well as Metroid Prime 4
Unreasonable:
Earthbound Beginnings, Eathbound and Mother 3 fully 3D ground-up remakes with modern graphics
The Mario and Luigi RPGs coming back and being good
FF7:Remake on Switch
Reasonable:
Shigeru Miyamoto proposes to you on-stream.
Shin Megami Tensei V.
More Fire Emblem and Kirby.
Only “unreasonable” thing I’d want is for that new Smash character to be Rayman.
Kiryu in Smash
Will it happen? No
Will I spend all of my life savings on Nintendo products if it happens? mayhaps
unreasonable hope: the IGN stream wouldn't be presented by the national guard
Reasonable
Pokemon mystery dungeon 2 remake, More news about Zelda BotW2
Unreasonable
Dante from the devil may cry series as the next smash character, metroid prime 4, Port of kid icarus uprising
This thread aged poorly lol. That was a C presentation at best.
That was only C tier if the only franchises you care about are literally mainline Mario and Zelda. That was a fucking fantastic presentation. Literally all types of games, new entries in like 4 long-dormant series, and a teaser towards the release of BOTW2 at the end.
There was some cool stuff, like the Mario Party remake collection, new Warioware, Advance Wars remakes and the new Metroid, just none of the stuff I really wanted unfortunately.
I forgot all about it (not having a switch must have something to do with it) and i'm very happy with the SMT announcement.
Stop asking for a Switch Pro. It's just going to cost more for a barely more useful console. It won't even be powerful enough to keep up with PS5 downports so the Switch might as well attempt to be affordable and do its own thing. If they do some kind of upgrade a modular dock-based upgrade wouldn't be too bad though. At least that'd be cheaper and more optional.
I'm hoping for an Odyssey 2 announcement over DLC. I'm hoping Splatoon 3 is offline-only so it doesn't split the multiplayer. I know we won't get any BOTW2 footage but some of that would be nice. Definitely no Metroid news, but some would be appreciated. Mario Kart 9 would be cool. Would be cool if they went back on the Skyward Sword amiibo. If they added Mario Galaxy 2 and 3D Land (the 3DS game) to the All-Stars collection via free DLC and bring it back digitally, that'd be incredibly useful to people. An English translation for the Japan(ese)-only Baroque port on the Switch, maybe alongside a port of the Wii version of Baroque too (will literally never happen). Most people would probably appreciate a Xenoblade Chronicles X port, but out of pettiness I kinda' wish it remains a Wii U exclusive for awhile because it's like the last big game that I could barely justify having bought a Wii U for. New IPs would be cool (not happening this year, I'm sure).
