neera_tanden [she/her] to the_dunk_tank • 3 years agoWith a name like that he has a bright future as a DNC operative :)external-linkmessage-square19 fedilinkarrow-up162file-text
arrow-up162external-linkWith a name like that he has a bright future as a DNC operative :)neera_tanden [she/her] to the_dunk_tank • 3 years agomessage-square19 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareSorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]hexbear21·3 years agoThe correct course of action is to imagine a guy then share him with your leftist buddies. This is how I came up with my chud alter-ego Dan Bongos. link
minus-squareSorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]hexbear16·edit-23 years agoHe's a plumber from Hoboken NJ, big MAGA guy, on january 6th he was in Pelosi's office doing the tiktok outlet challenge and burned down half of the capitol building. Currently he's on the run from the FBI, some think he's in Mexico. link
minus-squareSiskoDid2ThingsWrong [none/use name]hexbear8·3 years agoDan Bongos is actually hiding with his cousin Eddy who owns a katanas and guns shop in Lowell Mass. link
minus-squareSorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]hexbear8·3 years agoDan will cut the FBI and the ATF in half with that Hanzo Steel. link
minus-squareGaysexdotcom [he/him]hexbear5·3 years agoyour mistake is assuming Dan Bongos isn't a CIA asset being manipulated by his online girlfriend on facebook messenger link
The correct course of action is to imagine a guy then share him with your leftist buddies. This is how I came up with my chud alter-ego Dan Bongos.
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He's a plumber from Hoboken NJ, big MAGA guy, on january 6th he was in Pelosi's office doing the tiktok outlet challenge and burned down half of the capitol building. Currently he's on the run from the FBI, some think he's in Mexico.
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Dan Bongos is actually hiding with his cousin Eddy who owns a katanas and guns shop in Lowell Mass.
Dan will cut the FBI and the ATF in half with that Hanzo Steel.
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your mistake is assuming Dan Bongos isn't a CIA asset being manipulated by his online girlfriend on facebook messenger
What a plot twist!