If you see the moon it's because I decided to show you the moon. Ask away
I'm not handing you the keys but let me know what you need done and I'll see what me and the moon can do for ya
oh I was gonna figure out what I was going to do with it once I had it, I didn't think this far
I'd let you take it for a spin, but it's a whole union thing as well as liability and insurance stuff. It's a whole hassle.
I'd love to, but that would pretty much also literally tear a giant chunk off the earth and kill everyone and everything on it.
This applies to things like capybaras, squirrels, cool lizards, cuttlefish and both indoor and outdoor cats. I just don't have it in me.
What if you just bring it really close to America so it just barely touches, like super slow and just kind of crushes it a bit.
It would be a bit better but you would still have some major planetary issues. Lotta earthquakes and floods, a dust oud that blocks out the sin for generations. It's just a lot of trouble all the way down. It was the first idea I had for the moon, I've thought through most options.
What makes you qualified to control the moon? How did you come to control the moon? How will your successor be chosen?
The fact that the moon would be out of control if it weren't for me is qualification enough. Moon control just kind of occured to me when I noticed it was just not doing what I felt it should. As far as a successor goes, the moon dies with me.
Oh, I gotta hide the moon pretty often from its enemies but it takes a lot of magnets so we just do a bit each day.
I appreciate your support but just let me do my job. I'm not gonna doxx the enemies of the moon.
The southern hemisphere knows why and it's not for the northern hemisphere to know.
Wish I could tell you more but it would screw the whole thing up.
What do you think is the best way to get all the car batteries on land into the ocean ASAP?
This is outside the purview of moon control, but it's not just about the batteries in the ocean. There's the lure meditative bliss that comes from throwing them by hand like our forefathers.
I don't really have any particular feelings one way or the other about the moon itself. I haven't controlled the moons of other planets so I have no point of reference. If I could change one thing is that it drifts a bit to the left.
thank you it was really pretty last night :picard-excited:
Were briefly permitted. Had to cut it off when America got all weird and was jamming flags in it like they own the place. No one owns the moon, not even me, I just control it.
Well you havent proven yet that you can control the moon so i dont know if you will be that powerful of an enemy
