Two billion years ago, single celled protists much like the ones pictured above made the decision to invent sex.
While this event is of extreme historical importance, little is known about their motivations in doing so and the decision itself remains a controversial one to this very day.
:rage-cry: it's these perverts fault why I'm here, hope the :volcel-judge: get them.
By the time we're finished they'll be single volcelled protists
:rat-salute: