• Dalek
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    9 months ago

    You've forgotten the Reddit Bureau of Investigation, who will email your boss with all kinds of allegations. 😂

  • DragonBallZinn [he/him]
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    9 months ago

    The year is 2030. Federal agents now invent a new form of punishment: releasing your cringe compilation.

    Over the years, the NSA has learned a lot about us including us at our darkest moments, they collect everything we have posted throughout our lifetimes. From our unhinged political rants to our edgy Club Penguin OCs we all made in 2008. Any time one of us leftys starts to get a little too popular, or the working class seems a little short on porky's curse of the brainworms, the NSA releases the most popular leftist's cringe compilation for all the world to see.

    All those comments you left on your old reddit account that you wish you could delete? They're there for all the world to see. Everything you made on your deviantart? Exposed. That time you indulged in your nudity fetish....or god forbid....consensual adult handholding fetish on pornhub? Guess what? Now the whole world knows what you're into.

  • blakeus12 [he/him]
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    9 months ago

    please mark nsfw cause the guy on the right is jacking off

  • Beaver [he/him]
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    9 months ago

    It's nice being part of this fraternal order fedposting

  • quarrk [he/him]
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    9 months ago

    Being watched by feds is my fetish so jokes on them