You say that like it's a bad thing.

IF SOCIALISM WAS A BEER!

Ah, the classic "secret sauce".

Have you tried conceding?

I think that also explains well why people are so hostile to everyone to the left of Hitler these days.

Funny thing is, they never seem to respect my personal choice to not eat meat.

MFW "communities are good" is an actual radical position in this solipsistic hellscape.

BRB, moving to Sacramento to organize.

The ideal business under capitalism has no product and hires no employees. Just hoard as many resources, then sit on and do nothing with them as they increase in value.

And they have the audacity to call us "lazy". Hell, they even have the audacity to call us "misanthropic".

Is this what reactionaryism feels like? Am I the reactionary now?

MFW China is becoming the best country on earth just because it actually gives a shit about governance.

Personal branding trends for 2024.

I fucking despise whoever decided that the job search process should be just like finding work in Hollywood, that you already need to be famous and in the top .00000000001% before you even begin your career (oh, and have connections out the wazoo just to work at the local McDonald's.)

Step 1. Someone making a reskin of a popeye game

Current day: A whole generation of Bara furry enjoyers

Come: I'm kind of an OG from r/chapotraphouse, I switch up usernames from time to time for opsec.

Stay: One of the few online spaces I feel like I can be myself. I can actually care about things without being called a loser for it. Even in times I disagree with someone the conversation will always stay civil. It's been my main social media site.

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Are Recessions Real Hahahaha My Brother In Christ Just Plan Your Economy Like My Brother In Christ Stop Sucking At Running Things Haha

Unironic expandposting in 2024 when?

So they're finally here

Performing on you

If you're consenting age

You can join in too

Put your hands together if you want to fap

As we take you through, this monkey crap

HUH

DK

Donkey Kong

He's the leader of the bunch, you fucked him well

He's finally back to pound some tail

His coconut cock can fire in spurts

If he shoots ya, you're gonna squirt!

It's bigger, faster, and stronger too

He's the inventor of the DK screw!

Huh!

I finally cleaned my room (bucko).

But in all seriousness, I am tired of feeling completely impotent and helpless about my lot in life. I know I need to start with developing some discipline until I stop being an actual basement dwelling neckbeard, but I have to.

History most certainly hasn't ended in the 90s for the global south, this is just the imperial boomerang. Something that Americans have embraced, white americans are told that this austerity makes them tough and badass while it's used to suppress colonized people within the country.

Europeans on the other hand have less of it, but still present like Brexit. Literally making their lives worse just because they were told it'll help white people.

Confession time? Confession time.

Yesterday I decided to touch some grass and have a day out. Since it'll be relevant to describe myself I am kinda skinny and have long hair. I stopped by this coffee shop and ordered some coffee, and some of the staff were talking about their kids and then saw me come up because they put in dairy milk when I asked for almond. One of them asked the barista, "oh is that your daughter...sorry, son?"

ULTIMATE. COMPLIMENT.