Guarantee you these guys are having the time of their fucking life. "This is juss like Fallujar and 13 Hours" is going through their heads as they perform a brave, last stand-like fighting retreat. There's nothing more exciting for these hogs than thinking they're at war
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when you need to haul away a load of rancid western chauvinism, the new F-150 is more than capable with its 88 cubic feet of bed space
"We must secure gas for our trucks and a future for our lifted suspensions."
Just saw someone post the "bad times create strong men" meme, and it's so funny that this is the doofuses that believe that shit.
huh, I've never seen the 2000 miniseries. and it's on YouTube, time to get lost...
Tag yourself I'm the geezer sprawled completely out on the truck bed
I'm smart enough to hide my face with a shield but not smart enough to hold a shield by the handle.
The shield is so shitty and cheap the handle probably fell off. Invest in non amazon gear chuds
Hello! I'm with the marketing team for New Balance. We think you are a great representation of our market and would like to make you our new spokesman!
I'm wearing the hat that says "our house" while simultaneously getting kicked out of what I had perceived to be "our" house
I'm the guy holding an extendible Kubaton in the front of the truck bed like it's the microphone from The Price is Right.
Where the fuck did they get a riot shield from?
America is fucking wild
Just google shopping'd a riot shield, you can purchase one, dunno if they sell to civilians though or you need to be LEO. Gun stores might carry them too.
They sell them to civilians, but don't include handles, that's why he's holding it like that
Oh I was going to say and handles only on the premium models? lol
A joke that is indistinguishable from misinformation is just misinformation.
Because that's their base.
I've been thinking a bit lately about how the generational divide works in our favor if things ever get really spicy.
Possibly, but young chuds might just get boosted disproportionatly. Think of how a lot of Turning Point USA stuff is nominally marketed towards college kids, but is actually consumed by olds.
Yeah the idea that this stuff is popular among kids is the point. I wouldn’t be surprised if some of the “your children are becoming nazis” articles were planted by right wing think tanks
Very few of the young chuds are willing to die and the ones that are keep doing mass shootings.
This is intensely funny in a dark sort of way. Although reaching the point of regular organized armed conflict with chuds will surely change the percentage of them willing to sacrifice themselves to own the libs
Yeah I think so. I think there's distinctly more leftists that would be willing to die for their beliefs than their are young chuds. Many old chuds that are, but they will be pushovers in any actual conflict because they're fat and will injure themselves the first day that they have to do anything seriously taxing. The militias are full of these types.
Leftists would be joined by many liberals as well, the ones that are essentially socialists but don't have the education in ideology yet to stop calling themselves liberals will recognise their allies vs their enemies. Many of these will join the fight against fascists.
This is all ignoring the US military and cops though. However I am not convinced the cops are willing to die, I think the vast majority of them would not participate against opponents truly armed and trying to fight them.
the ones that are essentially socialists but don’t have the education in ideology yet to stop calling themselves liberals
We need to do a much better job of identifying these people and then pulling them left.
Probably to garner sympathy from folks who are all like "He's old, you need to be nice to him"
statistically, 4 out of 7 chuds in the back of that pickup are undercover feds. and the guy driving the pickup is for sure a fed.
Technically an off-duty fed and an undercover fed are different things. I bet it's two of each.
I want a Hilux so bad. They are the epitome of “not fucking around”. Not even in a mounted .50 cal way. Fording rivers, driving down near vertical drops, outrunning tidal floods in mucky sand… the list goes on. And with a little patience and guidance, you’ll be able to keep it running for 500,000 miles, because they designed them to be intuitive and not a jumbled of wires and that one near hidden proprietary nut that can only be adjusted in a certified shop. Of course you can’t find them in the States, they spit in the face of planned obsolescence, useless features, and the mere notion of “Truck Nuts”. They never miss.
perfection
tbh most trucks from the pre-luxury-commuter-truck era are like this. 80s and 90s domestic trucks are easy to work on for the most part and parts are fuckin everywhere. it wasn't until people wanted their f350 to ride like a lexus that stuff started getting ridiculous.
Toyota Hilux but I pimped the soundsystem so I can listen to true anon with max bass
They always look EXACTLY like I expect. One overweight young dude, one young dude who looks 50. A few boomers who clearly lost custody rights to their kids. And the one with the ugly grey beard
If things get a bit worse, and a few of these guys start getting offed, you wonder how committed the rest will be. There's a big difference between getting in shoving matches/pepper sprayed and facing a real chance of dying.
Yeah but nazis are better at necropolitics than comprehending reality.
Don't give them martyrs.
I'm not saying don't kill Nazis, I'm saying if you must kill Nazis, make sure they die of dysentery or something, justshitting their guts out, or from lookingdownthe barrel of their own gun alone in a room.
Homie on the left is having flashbacks of the stories his dad told him about Nam.
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