Attention all American taxpayers. Democracy is in great danger and it needs YOUR help to wipe out all the anti-democratic forces of the Taliban. To do this, the Mujahideen need a couple FGM-148 Javelin anti-tank missile launchers and some M4A1 NATO-issued assault rifles. To help them all we need is an endowment, a couple of budget adjustments, and your taxes to be covered as promptly as possible, but you gotta be quick or the Taliban just might win this one.
Attention all American taxpayers. Democracy is in great danger and it needs YOUR help to wipe out all the anti-democratic forces of the Taliban. To do this, the Mujahideen need a couple FGM-148 Javelin anti-tank missile launchers and some M4A1 NATO-issued assault rifles. To help them all we need is an endowment, a couple of budget adjustments, and your taxes to be covered as promptly as possible, but you gotta be quick or the Taliban just might win this one.