I mean, let's say it was sour kraut Saturday and you just downed a whole litre of the stanky delicious juicy slop. Are you gonna totally destroy that bidet? How do you keep that thing hygienic?

  • Dirtbag [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    If you get dog shit on your hands do you wash your hands or smear tissue paper around on them to hopefully wipe off the dogshit?

    • Sushi_Desires
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      3 years ago

      This is a very compelling argument for those with non-bidet mindset