I mean, let's say it was sour kraut Saturday and you just downed a whole litre of the stanky delicious juicy slop. Are you gonna totally destroy that bidet? How do you keep that thing hygienic?

    • Slowpoke [none/use name]
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      3 years ago

      I thought the whole point of the bidet is that toilet paper is barbaric and needs to be removed from the bathroom. People only use bidets.