"I'm one with the storm, jack, the hairs on my legs stand up when the storm approaches"

You laugh, but those leg hairs are all blond and reflective

He'll catch the sun with them, blind you, and he's on you with a length of chain

I am the hairy legs. I am the cornpop

:klobuchar:

Covid rain, some stay dry and others feel the pain

Pretty sure Hector has that title