"Leslie will always take his pants off when he's drunk. Burke will always trash everything. It's just what they do. It is their nature - you cannot change the nature of a man. And you can't lock them away, because public indecency and small scale property damage are not punishable by incarceration."
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"Leslie will always take his pants off when he's drunk. Burke will always trash everything. It's just what they do. It is their nature - you cannot change the nature of a man. And you can't lock them away, because public indecency and small scale property damage are not punishable by incarceration."