Without the competition of the free market my sandwiches would be utterly plebeian.

  • bananon [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    They probably wanted to keep the name scheme of “Mayochup” but realized “Mayotard” sounds like a slur

    • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      I fully admit it's not cool, but holy shit can you imagine the anti-chud memes we could have made out of that?

    • Florn [they/them]
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      3 years ago

      How about "mustonnaise" - a direct translation of "mostaneza"

        • Florn [they/them]
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          3 years ago

          Brother, we're talking about mayo hybrids. They're never not going to sound like bodily fluids.

      • AntipastoAktion [they/them]
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        3 years ago

        'Cause that just sounds even less appetizing than Mayomust (which itself is an awful sounding combination).

        Then again, this is the company that seriously sells a similar product here called "Hanch" which sounds like the sound my cat makes before he pukes, so who the fuck knows. Most efficient distribution of resources etc