I get a lot of folks would likely be completely doomer'd out of electoralism by the time 2024 rolls around, but a solid progressive third party candidate might do cool zone wonders.

Your dream team could be a misguided soul tryna Bernie into the Dem nomination, or it could be a Nader-esque middle finger to the two party establishment. What kind of decent campaign can you see winning and/or disrupting the 2024 electoral season for a good cause?

Before anyone shouts :LIB: I am posting this to the electoralism comm so calm down

my pick

Chris Hedges is my third-party pick. Yes, he's a bit too pacifistic. He's no living incarnation of Mao, he's a bit toothless in organizing, but he has name recognition and he might be equally dangerous to both Democrats and Republicans.

Hedges could overshadow any Democratic nominee by simply being the most progressive candidate in the field with the history to back it up. It would also be easy for him to look like the smartest person in the room, as he has debated Christopher Fucking Hitchens before. He has extensive media experience. He wouldn't pansy around like Bernie. It would be disasterous for Dems if he ended up on a debate stage.

Hedges has a long history of being an ardent pacifist, even going so far as to denounce black bloc protest. He speaks to the real insecurities Americans have. He's unambiguously Christian. He's doomer as hell, and he doesn't simp for Democrats. He's been a long-time critic of the pornographic industry as well. Though we generally don't agree with many of these extraneous positions, it does make Hedges an intimidating challenge for any Republican should he end up getting any audience. Hedges simply doesn't fit the culture war mold for a progressive.

I know I am a bit too enthusiastic about the potential he could have as a presidential candidate, but I can't help but think that even if he doesn't end up on a debate stage (since the Dems have learned their lesson with Nader there), simply being on the ballot nationwide could spoil the election either way (depending on who fronts the weaker candidate).

And, with the added benefit of being one of the most traumatized and doomerpilled people on the planet, Hedges has a real chance of reaching people who are alienated from participating in democracy. Let's be perfectly honest about Biden. Nobody expected him to win Georgia, nobody expected the black population there to be mobilized for the situation. Surprisingly productive voter drives can happen in any candidate's favor. If Hedges manages to get into the foray, he might take up enough electoral votes to send everything to the House of Representatives to decide. After Dems most probably lose ground in the 2022 midterms, this is a cool zone event.

  • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    After being really really on the ball with American elections I've finally at long last decided to kill the wonk in my head, especially because I don't even fucking live in America. I can say with absolute certainty for the first time that I really really sincerely don't care at all.

  • dinklesplein [any, he/him]
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    3 years ago

    CTRL-F

    Type in Hillary Clinton

    No results

    Is this a site for Bernie Bros? :biden-troll:

    • Melon [she/her,they/them]
      hexagon
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      3 years ago

      edited to say I have nothing original to say and I regret not going to bed yet

  • hahafuck [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    Funniest option and thus best is probably Biden v Trump again

    • Melon [she/her,they/them]
      hexagon
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      3 years ago

      yeah but... I was wondering if there could be a lefty or a progressive who'd be viable that I haven't thought of, but everyone here is shitposting and I am of the mind that lefty politics will only be more popular as hellworld accelerates towards oblivion and I thought it was something worth thinking about

    • PorkrollPosadist [he/him, they/them]
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      3 years ago

      Give Breht the nukes and give Terrance (from TWP) the gavel so he can interrupt everybody in the Senate with "Give the bleach boys who bleached my hole."

  • Alex_Jones [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    I'd say the regular 2024 candidates, both Democrat and Republican.

    They each are driving Ford Pintos with no seatbelts or brakes. They all start side by side at the starting line, facing a brick wall 500 yards away. At the starting gun, they all peel out, the gas pedals stuck to the floor.

    The ones who die have train lines built in their names and the survivors have to get the same hospital care as someone without insurance.

    And that's my dream for the presidential race.