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Absolutely. Plus, if they let him back on, Khive may possibly turn its gaze his way, and they have only grown more deranged and powerful at posting in his absence. I think it would make twitter extremely funny again, at least until he gets banned a second time
Sorry Donny, Twitters a private company. I thought you'd like that.
:cheeto-man: I privately ask to get my account back. I did nothing wrong!
Can't he like strike a deal with Twitter where he can have his account back so long as he doesn't run for president?
someone should suggest it to him so when they accept and he inevitably runs anyway, we can have the funniest supreme court case in decades
He will probably be the next president and get his Twitter back
If he's president again - Twitter will give him his account back. In his second presidency Trump will finally have aides around him to force people to do what he wants by any means necessary.
As a mere demonstration of Trump's power - he could have Jack kidnapped and sent to a black site as a "joke".
It would be funny if he only ran again because Twitter made it so he can't have his account unless he's president
Just to be sure, I went to check the name of the person who wrote up this snippet. For some reason the magazine hasn't attributed it to an individual, but if they had I absolutely believe their name would be something like "Morg Trufflebinge."
Give it back to him. The damage is done and now half of twitter posts like him but not funny.
