I want to be a cat because cats have the most self-esteem and generally have to deal with the least amount of bullshit, it's all just fighting raccoons or lying in sunbeams depending on if they're feral or a housecat.
If I managed to sign the UFC paperwork tbey would probably let me in as a gorilla right?
Some sorta whale sound dope. Just vibin in the ocean, usually with your friends & relatives, nothing really hunts you, just gotta find some peace & quiet away from the propellers & sonar and feast on krill.
a fucking dope ass trash eatin raccoon 100%%%
e: why is because they're cute, and have fingers and smarts. and also have very high chances of evolving even further and smarter if left alone, according to an anthropology lecture i listened to
Little know fact: worms also love their trans comrades! :trans-heart:
triceratops
chill and eat a bunch of plants all day, and if anyone fucks with my chilled plant-eating vibe, stab them with my head
then get wiped out by a meteor
