[democrat voice] the voters are uneducated and have lead poisoning. However, that has nothing to do with teachers unions being crushed and lead in the tap water.
Oh the polls, the precious fucking polls, and numbers and stats. Figures. Graphs. Charts. Root mean square. P-values. Percentages. Magic incantations, summoning a god that doesn't exist.
I put all the data into a big box and I shook it for an hour and then I spilled it out onto the floor and all it said was "Punch Left To Win".
Which, when they fail libs, become completely meaningless and they go off about it on social media. Remember election night when 538 said Biden would pull it off and it started looking like he was going to lose, and libs wanted Nate silvers head on a platter?
For all their talk about wanting to woo Conservatives, Liberals sure love to immediately call them dumb hicks the instant Conservative voters fail to vote for whatever milquetoast lib is pushed
I mean, they're all getting paid. Yeah, it sucks to lose. But they'll live to run another day, when the Republicans try to pass the "Kick A Puppy Act" in the middle of another massive recession and everyone forgets why Democrats sucked.
I mean one reason they lost is libs are elitist pricks and that headline is the perfect example
shit is like performance art at this point
Democrats: sure we don't do anything to make things better and laugh at people who think we should even try, but don't you idiots remember how bad the other guys are?
"It's the fault of the left for asking us to do good things which are overwhelmingly popular."
American politics are controlled by voters with the memory of a golden retriever
I mean, that’s not entirely wrong…
Yeah are we really gonna pretend this isn't true, the only thing Americans can remember is 9/11
Banning Trump from Twitter and basically all non print media was clearly a mistake.
They let all the hot air out after the election
Brunch will be had and it will be delicious.
