It's gotta be regular, like every day sort of thing before my asshole gets with the program.
I guess there's also a lot more you can do to deal with eating spicy food than you can with shitting out spicy food. You can slow down, you can get a drink (milk's the gold standard but apparently peanut butter and lemon juice work as vegan options), you can even try to dillute the spice with, say, soy sauce or eating a side dish so the heat doesn't build up too quickly. But when you shit, you're going at your ass's pace and you're not going to start smearing food items on your anus. You are at your ass's complete mercy and you just gotta cope.
It's gotta be regular, like every day sort of thing before my asshole gets with the program.
I guess there's also a lot more you can do to deal with eating spicy food than you can with shitting out spicy food. You can slow down, you can get a drink (milk's the gold standard but apparently peanut butter and lemon juice work as vegan options), you can even try to dillute the spice with, say, soy sauce or eating a side dish so the heat doesn't build up too quickly. But when you shit, you're going at your ass's pace and you're not going to start smearing food items on your anus. You are at your ass's complete mercy and you just gotta cope.
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goddamn, do you guys love food that causes you pain
what can i say, i'm a pepper bottom