"There's no difference between the parties is a parallax thingy" if you're staring at them from too close you see two different images. Take a step back, though, and the whole system comes in to focus.

Republicans: the party of Fascism

Democrats: the party of peaceful transfer of power to Fascism

The amount of gloating, whining, and complaining about the election 9,001

The amount of anyone even suggesting resistance is possible, let alone that anyone try it 0

She fought for the Union during the US Civil war. Ran spy networks, lead at least one raid in the confederate territory with a couple of steam gunships and a lot of soldiers.

She was kind of ridiculously bad ass. Less nice old lady, more Solid Snake.

I'm really struggling trying to get small pieces of wood square and true so I can make little doodads that i can use to make bigger doodads taht I can use to make actual tools. It's... not going great I'm afraid.

It's only unreliable until it isn't!

That's basically where I am. Tons of random tools from gathered from god knows where over the decades, and now I'm trying to do wood and it's just like fuck we should never have invented tools in the first place.

Oof. I mean good for her, but she seems very unprepared and unaware of how the legal system works.

Dunno. Normally I'd say he'd probably cop charges or at least a ride to the station, but since he was just doxxed that might change the math on permissable self defense.

Though he did voluntarily open and answer the door so that might throw him bacvk to aggressor

Target location comfirmed. Charging ion cannon.

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"Get in the car loser! We're going shopping!" Is from a movie called "Mean Girls" that had a ton of cultural impact about 20 years. The meme format is usually "get in the car loser!" And then something relevant to whatever joke is being made. It is not intended to imply that the audience are losers, it's good natured ribbing.

Oh yeah i think i remember that. Was that boston or philly? I can't even keep track anymore!

It's wild bc it shows how all of google, facebook, and twitter's cognito-hazardness is deliberate. It's entirely possible to make an algo that serves what people want instead of, like "hey kid... want some fascism?"

Suggestion for effortposting for the next little while:

Sometimes when i'm upset or just need time to work out if what i'm saying is what i want to be saying i'll open a text document, write down what i want to say, save it, then come back to it a few days later once i've had time to sleep and process and then re-examine it. I find it can be helpful.

Crack teams of posters are closing in on their location as we speak.

Woodworking is so cool because every tutorial is like;

Step 1.) Ger 20,000$ in ultra specialized tools

Step 2.) Store them in the shop you converted from a boeing hanger

Step 3.) Make these simple cuts freehand with sub micrometer precision

Step 4.) Congratulations. After 76 short hours you have made a toothpick.

Idk what it's algo is like right now but a few years ago i spent like 4-6 hours on it and then it was like "ahh you want trans communist history and folk lore toks with a smatter of sci fi and dnd and some light fedposting" and i absolutely did not tell it any of those things it's just eldritch and frightening.

I definitely had a dream where i was stuck in a book store that was also the home of the family who ran it, and my family had like driven off without me, so i had to spend the night and in the morning one of their kids knocked my pills over and all the pills looked like those sticky plastic jewels you can use to vagazzle things and i was like "why would you make them look at way and then i realize i wasn't wearing pants and that would probably upset people. Later i used my incredible telekinesis powers to help them clean their store room then flew a giant battle robot over the mountains.

Frank out