• cilantrofellow [any]
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    3 years ago

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    Hello Stuttgart! In honor of our new Tesla factory in the city, we are now designating it the model SS!

    I know you were all expecting an apology, but the seismic reactions caused by our tunneling project, breaking windows throughout Munich, is actually an homage to the beautiful history of your city.

    Thank you for the warm welcome, Berlin! Today I am excited to announce our new lunar satellite venture to aid in re-establishing communication with the nazi moon bases, getting back in touch with the loved ones we have all so dearly missed.