• steve5487 [none/use name]
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    3 years ago

    in north korea it is simultaneously a crime to look like Kim Jung Un and to not look like Kim Jung Un

    • Sacred_Excrement [comrade/them]
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      3 years ago

      All haircuts but Kim's are banned . Also, if you wear a jacket to look like him, you will be executed with an anti aircraft gun and three generations of your family will be purged

  • Cherufe [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Communism when yards of linen turn into coat

    • Krem [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      It's law in DPRK that every toilet can be remotely accessed to open up and flush away the user. Western experts estimate that around 10.000 dissenters are executed daily in this fashion.

    • KobaCumTribute [she/her]
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      3 years ago

      It's a big see-saw-esque contraption rigged such that when one falls from one side the balance shifts to the other, and the mechanical action of it tilting back and forth moves baffles to push the next subject towards the edge. Like a simplified rube-goldberg machine scaled up.

  • wombat [none/use name]
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    3 years ago

    uncritical support for the DPRK in its heroic struggle to liberate occupied Korea from the genocidal American empire

  • Mardoniush [she/her]
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    3 years ago

    So what's the story here? I mean this is a massive lie but sumptuary laws are generally introduced for economic reasons. I can totally see DPRK throttling leather clothing production for the same reason Elizabeth I tried to wind down silk and velvet imports...namely that every fisherman and shepherdess was emulating her court gowns and silk import sales were taking up a serious portion of GDP and fucking over the wool industry.