"What if we took soda, made it even less healthy, served it in styrofoam cups, and added a massive carbon footprint to the whole thing?"

Also, that picture in the article of the drive-through with like 7 identical looking cars...

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    I predict that our product, which has achieved success mainly because of the strange behavior of our Mormon customer base, will do gangbusters when we expand rapidly to new non-Mormon markets