laughing my ass off at how masterclass is basically now just like "how to be a war criminal"

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  • CTHlurker [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    How does Bill Clinton look worse than George W Bush? Clinton and Bush are both the exact same age, and somehow Bill looks like a fucking ringwraith Also, both of them are 75, which is 4 years younger than Biden is currently.

    • Sicko [any]
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      3 years ago

      bill is maybe underweight i think, when old more fat = less wrinkles

      • CTHlurker [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        I thought children were fatty and full of delicious nutrition. How does one become so malnourished by eating the healthiest thing in the world.

        • emizeko [they/them]
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          3 years ago

          he fucks them, but he eats vegan. it's Hillary that's the cannibal

  • richietozier4 [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    How to entice your husband to bomb civilians by saying he can move from the basement to the couch